How to Leave the Planet

[verbim]

How to Leave the Planet

1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible.
2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House--(202) 456-1414--to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
3. If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.
4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.

[Bine]

Urge is overwhelming...

MUST CALL THESE NUMBERS!

[remorsecode]

Shiny.

[Gonchin]

umm...verb....issues much?

Gonchin

[verbim]

11 days allow me to recite some poetry in joyous celebration!


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Oh freddled gruntbuggly... thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

Groop I implore thee,
my foonting turlingdromes.

And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!!!!

[Melfice]

ur insane verb

[Elvenbane]

They say insanity is like a river... but I know different... he's a crazy boy who plays video games... and then there's verb... I dunno what to say about him, he's just messed up or something.

[remorsecode]

I think school or some other atrocity is driving him such.

[Bubba]

Lol verb, you start smokin weed again?

[Latif]

the pope is dead

[verbim]

I'm not crazy, trust me... just come along with me and have a good time. The Galaxy's a fun place. You'll need to have this fish in your ear.