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GoGo Canada

Posted:
Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:34 pm
by gripenfelter
http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/Conten ... 0810260038
A transformer aboard the Canadian Navy's last working submarine caught fire this week, just 13 months after a fire aboard her sister ship killed one sailor, injured eight and sparked a national controversy.
ROFL

Posted:
Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:48 pm
by Durkheim
pfft we dont need em neways

Posted:
Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:57 pm
by remorsecode
Our military is a joke... but then again, we're not starting any wars, now are we?

Posted:
Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:01 pm
by LrdVoldemort
Nope. And if invaded, the US will be there to save your arses, so who needs it? We'll see what happens if hardline communists suddenly come into power in the old USSR... Or, we tighten our borders and illegals begin flocking to Canada.

Posted:
Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:07 pm
by Durkheim
still livin the cold war eh.

Posted:
Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:19 pm
by remorsecode
LrdVoldemort wrote:Nope. And if invaded, the US will be there to save your arses, so who needs it? We'll see what happens if hardline communists suddenly come into power in the old USSR... Or, we tighten our borders and illegals begin flocking to Canada.
Now tell me, why would anyone in their right mind invade Canada? For our oilsands? The only country with enough arrogance to start an invasion over raw resources is... oh wait... you guys! OGM RUN 4 YOUR LIVES!

Posted:
Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:35 pm
by Lardo
nah we're not in a position to invade you yet, we're just to friendly...
Thats why we're causing problems w/ ur logging industry and trying to require a passport to pass the border. Once your suffiently distanced we'll start some rumors of you guys doing something threatening to us. Then after we start invading you we'll accidently blow up quebec and then absorb the rest of yous as the 51st-62nd states mwahahahaha

Posted:
Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:39 pm
by Pherecydes
omg my comp crashed...invade Canada ASAP Bush.
oh ya and btw....NO POLITICS =]

Posted:
Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:49 pm
by Seele
Oil conspiracy! There's secret mines opening in Alaska/Antarctica as well as fresh water bottling companies draining the ice before it melts into the ocean due to global warming. Next up: The moon

Posted:
Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:58 am
by Alexea
Canada is above the USA.
Canada has shopping malls and fast food restaurants.
Canada has provinces and not states!
In the pink province, Remorsecode and I will eat french toast with maple syrup. Oui oui!

Posted:
Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:54 am
by remorsecode
Sweeet.
Oh, and this isn't Politics nubsauce, this is NATIONAL RIDICULE.

Posted:
Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:00 pm
by malavant
theres 2 pink provinces (or states for real people!)

Posted:
Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:54 pm
by remorsecode
No, BC is fuchsia silly.

Posted:
Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:26 pm
by gripenfelter
remorsecode wrote:No, BC is fuchsia silly.
That would be the difference in gay and straight.
Straight sees pink.
Gays see pink and fuchsia.
I guess that would also be the difference in american and canadian.
<3


Posted:
Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:32 pm
by remorsecode
lol.
or perhaps i have a background in visual art?
fuchsia = darker pink with a bit more red in it.
the fact that you think the ability to name more than 8 colors is an indicator for lack of 'manliness' is kind of childish grip.
I swear, you guys are so prone to labelling people homosexual i'm suprised you don't jump in the closet just so you can come out of it.