Guess I need to jump on this right away!

[LrdVoldemort]

These guys are so eloquent!

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND,LAGOS-NIGERIA

FROM THE DESK OF PROFESSOR.CHARLES.C.SOLUDO
THE EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR OF CENTRAL BANK (CBN)
HEAD OFFICE ABUJA NIGERIA
GARIKI FACE 2.
F.C.T ABUJA.
TEL: 234-1-452-5380
Attn: HONOURABLE CONTRACTOR

IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT.CONTRACT:MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009

We apologies, for the delay of your payment and all the inconveniences and inflict that we might have indulge you through.

However, we were having some minor problems with our payment system, which is inexplicable, and have held us stranded and indolent, not having the aspiration to devote
our 100% assiduity in accrediting foreign contract payments. We apologies once again.
From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the federal government of Nigeria, your name and company was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not yet received their payments.

I wish to inform you now that the square peg is now in square whole and can be voguish for that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you
respond to this letter.

Also note that from my record in my file your outstanding contract payment is us $10,000,000.00 (Ten Million United States dollars).

Kindly re-confirm to me the followings:

1) your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) Company name, position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Working I?d/Int'l passport.

As soon as this information is received, your payment will be made to you in a certified bank draft or wired to your nominated bank account directly from Central Bank of
Nigeria.

Regards,


PROFESSOR CHARLES C. SOLUDO,
GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN).
DIRECT LINE:234-1- 452-5380

I think I'm going to use this line next time Dutsul's lazy ass asks for a summon to Kargath:

"However, we were having some minor problems with our summoning system, which is inexplicable, and have held us stranded and indolent, not having the aspiration to devote
our 100% assiduity in hitting the summon button."

For a promise of 6G, however, I will respond thusly:

"I wish to inform you now that the square peg is now in square whole and can be voguish for that your summon is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this tell."

[Durkheim]

bahahahaa

heh, while working at the bank I once had 2 women come in wanting to see my manager and mightily pissed off. They claimed that the bank had stolen 10 million from them. So once they get with my manager they tell her that they sent 5 thousand off to these guys who said they needed it to send them 10 million. Heh once they sent it off they guys told them that they had sent it but the bank stole it. So yes, people do fall for these things, heh noone could tell the women though cause we had to take it seriously and escalate it through the complaints department.

[remorsecode]

rofl durk, roflsauce lololol

[Spider]

I got that email like 2 years ago and I sent my info and got my 3 million. Hurry up and reply mikey!

[clownshoes]

was talking to my friend from nigeria he said 419ers were all over the place there and scamming everyone was pretty much the cool thing to do.

he said it was even easier to scam nigerians if you lived in america because they all believe money grows on trees here and you just sit back and let it fall in your lap. he has some friends that scammed some nigerians saying they could get them plane tickets and a green card if they sent them x amount of dollars, and the basteeds actually sent the money :p.

[Drakkar]

I literally get 1 of these faxed each month to me at work. Sad thing is there are people out there who actually fall for this scam.

[LrdVoldemort]

Naturally, I'd seen dozens of these things before, but the thing that got me this time was the rampant use of the thesaurus they employed. Most hilarious.

[krk]

Keep stringing them along mikey...sadly there are people that fall for it =(

The longer you keep them preoccupied the less saps they can suck into.