Beorn I love you!!! was looking through old ass emails.. saw something from irae, kody, and carver in there aswell :p This is the old school TB news letter written by B. Shits still funny
Bwahaha, here's some Jza for you guys.
New AoD clan channel, Clan AoD_East, for the few who did not know already =D
There are other useless news afterlong assed one, at the bottom. Feel free to skip dow to the blue lines.
Now, as all of you know, the very respectable this and involved and legit and ... and ... stubborn clan, the Order of Blood, is the friend of many a legit player on Bnet. Countless clanless legits, and clans, hang around them every week. But, they still refuse to be TB.
We of TB demand a reconsideration of the claim that OoB is not TB. Deep down, you know you truly are TB don't you.
By the way, TB is NOT A CLAN. NOT. You will NOT break the OoB chart if you are TB. NOT. Clear enough? thanks. I think the administrative shit of not wanting to be dual clanning has been a bit annoying for everyone, and I want to straighten this up. In the same line of thought, Insult, Guilliame, Luke and Astra-Lynn have joined TB. Luke still is in NO clan, Gui NEITHER and Astra still is in the Obsidian Cross (With Pseudomantis (who isn't TB yet) ... I guess they are undead rats on a sunken ship they never left, at the moment

). Their being in TB affects in NO way their other clanships.
At the moment, TB is in love with missy KuKu, at war with AoD (duh!), not at war with BL (but at rough terms with the D2 players =) ), at rough terms with TYC-Vall (and thus with next to all the active TYC members), close to war with Dl (gotta support Brock a bit heh) and ... and !
after the recent examination of the happenings throughout the legit gaming community, of late, we realized that the Order of Blood was not really a funny jolly gathering of TB's. Thus, in order to make ourselves heard and acknowledged, and until we can come to better conclusions than those drawn before the present day, TB declares war to OoB.
TB Declares War to OoB. We are The Borg, resistance is futile.
Moreover, you guys are TB, and we won't give you some Jza until you realize it. No no, really. We'll keep the Jza for us.
Heads of the TB movement still are to hold a meeting in order to set boundaries to straighten the upcoming war. The current fighting methods used are the instillation of ph34r and the show off of some Jza.
If you're wondering, this means nothing indeed.
We are TB, not ol skool GCD. We're there to have fun, not to piss you guys off. Please consider this a friendly message, members of OoB, as it is meant to be one: the conflict will ultimately be settled. If you haven't laughed reading it, I guess you missed the point. Start hating me now
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If you managed to get all the way down to here, have some more useless news:
Jimbo's cat sounds like he's being sexssed up the ass. It is true.
The suckiest SC player is really DizzyShar, sorry Mid and Moig.
If you stick a cig up the mouth of a frog, it explodes.
Tracy has her bus drivin license now, grats and huge tight hugs.
Drew is gonna pwn some ass at Wc3 when he gets the net, which will hopefully happen someday ;p
TzeN has given our dearest ~WORST~~ the new BL channel name, when he still was in BL. No AoD's were seen yet though, they don't give a shit and sell dupes on ebay rather.
Internet exploder sucks, go get crazy @
www.crazybrowser.com. Hotmail sucks too, but this account is too old and known for me to let it die, plus I'd have to transfer all my contacts and that sucks. MSN messenger owns the other programs though, cuz you can use netmeeting to explain math and phys problems to your buds through the net. Try it guys, it rules.
I can't think of much more stuff to write about now, have a very fine day and enjoy the sun. I'm gonna sneeze some outside now, methinks. This message is too large for hotmail now, it messes all up ... hopefully it'll be fine when you get it guys =/