Any old OoBers around?

[DrewDrunk]

I am the royal holder of the KoX, you will all bow to me.
Hail the KoX, Hail TB, You are TB, NOoB FTW

[NeuterCat]

Drew, you can hold my KoX any day

[Xcaliber]

Sad part hanna, drew, as well as half of bnet, would have wanted you to hold theirs at one point lmao.

Respect the KoX ... for it respects those alone who respect it ... and the others, it shreds to pieces.

LONG LIVE TB, LONG LIVE THE KoX!!!

... lol where the hell did we think this shit up guys?

[DrewDrunk]

In 9th grade I smoked a magic toenail that made me have halleucinations of grandeur. I forsaw myself, as well the rest of my intellectual mirrors one day ruling the universe known as the B.nut. It was a grand world with Conquest, Rape, Plunder, and occasionally, some drunken joy. In the First age of the world, An empire known as the KoX emerged as the largest conqueror of the B.nut universe. Times were grand, and slow due to the lack of any new conquest. The leadership of this grand empire had grown lax in their power, and soon they were betrayed. The upheaval of the natural order of the B.nut universe was a horrible scar upon the proud history of the KoX, and chaos soon reigned over the region. The rulers of the empire of KoX eventually thinned out over the land, spreading to the other kingdoms to spread their influence. During this seperation, a new kingdom had emerged, and some members of the ruling council of the KoX empire attained places of high import to the populace. They soon overthrew the small kingdom, and formed a greater kingdom still out of the ashes. The NOoB Empire was formed. The empire only lasted a short while though, as the betrayers seeds were spread thick, and it was soon destroyed from the inside out. Sickening of the continued ruin of betrayel, the remaining leaders opened portals to different universes. They have remained apart mostly, but still occasionaly have contact through rare rifts that are ripped at random times in the fabric of the multiverse. Since the begining, some of the rulers of the awesome empire of the KoX were aware of the ultimate power in the multiverse. They have been working towards ends of unknown origin to most of the populace, though whispers have been spread. The ultimate power of the multiverse, which has guided the KoX, and the later NOoB Imperial leadership has been only identified as TB.

U R TB for reading this far biatches.
I, DrewDrunk, am the royal holder of the KoX, a position most highly attained, and coveted.

[Xcaliber]

... damn, how long did it take you to type that shit up lmao ... but true to a T ... beautiful man, beautiful.

But where does The XcaliberKnight play into all of this, friend? Surely the legend must have something to do with this Holy Warrior ... the one deemed Xcaliber. Did he too pass through a portal ... or merely sink into the shadows of the world ... watching, waiting. Maybe time will tell ... what of this lore do you know my friend?

... lmao ... wtf ... are we sweet at life or what.

[Moigan(OoB)]

You know, the sad thing is..I'm around half the time, just not on B.nut or anything. >_< I keep kicking myself in the ass for not finding any of you to game with y'all..

Fuck. I'll check right now, I s'pose. Back later.

[NeuterCat]

I don't play any b.net games anymore, so you wouldn't be able to find little ol' me there. You'd have to check Second Life, Counterstrike, and Star Wars Galaxies

But I do break out the occassional old game to whoop rear

[mexmerixe]

what is KoX and TB ?


i played d2 that summer it came out on bnet but never heard this before

[DrewDrunk]

I'm so glad you asked that important question.

Xcaliber or B, plz explain

[Dizzyshar]

oh wow, and here i thought Kox shrunk up and died.

howdy xcal and hanna

[NeuterCat]

Hey Shar! How're you doing now gurlfriend?!?!`

[Elvenbane]

Jesus christ I can't believe some of you bastards are still alive. Seriously B I figured you woulda been stoned to death by now or something.

Speaking of the dead, or not dead as the case is, has anyone seen Ku recently? I haven't seen her around in like 6mths or so.

[DrewDrunk]

WTF BANE YOU PLAY ON Vek'Nilash?????

FUcking holla foo
DrewidDrunk 58 Night Elf Druid( I know 58 eww, been grinding my ass off and instancing like a motha fucka for the last 2 weeks to get to MC last nite. Got Cenarion Boots.

Gimme a tell for real though man, for anything. You wanna run any instances, need help running an alt, some spare gold(though I just spent it, but I get more quick) anything lemme know man

[DrewDrunk]

Ku????

[Xcaliber]

Wait a tap dancing second ... Ku isnt dead?!?! Sweet mary mother of jesus.

Hey Sharsie ... how are ya?

Oh ... and The KoX PWNS you ... thats all you need to know ... and TB ... TB is everything around us. It IS us ... be one with the TB. or be nothing. For TB shreads infidels ... so sayeth the Book of PinkTights.

Hollar.